If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
everything is awesome and nothing hurts
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
Just before 2 pm EDT, the New York City Police Department called via Twitter for photos of citizens with its officers. Almost immediately the campaign #myNYPD seemed to backfire, as users flooded the hashtag with photos decrying alleged police brutality.
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
What I love the most about Gomez is that while he doesn’t explicitly state it in this gifset, he shows through his actions that he also knows the number one rule about treating a woman (or any partner) right: never stop wooing or admiring her, even after you’ve been married for years and have three children. Never stop pursuing the person you love, treat every moment with them as a privilege, and always let them know you truly believe they are the most sublime creature on the earth.
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person
TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”
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